I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize