Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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