How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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