yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
