question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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