so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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