I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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