Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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