i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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