physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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