K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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