I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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