i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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