No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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