he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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