Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
