How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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