dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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