We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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