Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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