some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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