Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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