also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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