do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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