We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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