I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Let's paint friendship bongs
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
where are my eyebrows?
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