Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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