okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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