actually, I'm a sock model
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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