They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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