Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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