weddingsv make me drug and hornr
They should really pass out barf bags in church
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My vagina is very pro this idea
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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