Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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