Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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