I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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