Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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