I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I'm too high and old for this...
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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