She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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