ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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