Who did Billy Mays play for?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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