You can't special order awesome
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
