you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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