It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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