i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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