It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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