Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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