Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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