even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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