I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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