And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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