I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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