Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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