C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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