is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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