This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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