Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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