she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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