Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
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